I talked through this whole goddamn movie, no lie. Don’t see teen slasher my-cellphone-is-haunted movies with me unless you want a poor man’s MST3K, folks.
I promise not to talk through the next paper-thin Mattew McConaughey vehicle I have to pay ten bucks for.
PS: For some reason, I think it would be hilarious to redub this movie so that instead of the “spooky” kids’ music playing as the ringtone, it was “Who Let the Dogs Out.” Again, I’m only sayin’.
