So, to commemorate me making Premise Beach for 1826 of your human days, I recently sat down with my once-and-never boss, the Editor in Chief of the Lakehead University Argus to be the first interviewee in the paper’s new feature Decanter Banter (I came up with that name, too! Dibs! Mine!).
The idea behind the interview, which I think is genius, is that both the interviewer and interviewee drink as the interview progresses. The whole thing only lasted about an hour, as we were working under a deadline, but let me tell you, there was noticeable slurring, wobbling, and too much physical contact on someone’s part that wasn’t me.
Wait, that didn’t come out right.
You can read both parts of the interview on The Argus’ website. Here’s part one, and here’s part two.
It was an honour to have such a giant interview in The Argus, I’ve gotta say. They published my very first Premise Beach, so in a way, everything you see here is its fault.