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Archive

2010

Sep 2By the Matrix
Aug 26Ain’t No Cure for the Summertime Boners
Aug 24Summer Camp Syndrome
Aug 12Yvette Durelle’s Finest Hour
Aug 5‘Kicks with Dicks
Aug 3Takes a Lickin’
Jul 29The Morning After
Jul 22Mumbly Joe
Jul 20Blood is not Thicker than All Things
Jul 15Don’t You DARE Get Mom
Jul 13In Which the Cartoonist Regresses about Three Years
Jul 8The Greatest Gift
Jul 6The Ants! They Look Like Micro-Ants!
Jun 24Bring on the Free Hooch
Jun 22Siss Boom Bah
Jun 17Whoomph, There It Is
Jun 15Ski Ninjas Fill-In Part 3: Jeezum Crow
Jun 10Of Straws and Camels
Jun 8Now I may be a Blind Man…
Jun 3Bi Bi Baby
Jun 1Gender Identity Dissin’
May 28Extras Week: How the Comic Gets Done
May 27Extras Week: Boo-Niversity!
May 25Extras Week: Fight Song
May 24Extras Week: 2008 24 Hour Comic
May 20Summer Glovin’
May 18Booze for the Soul
May 11The Amazing Ski Ninjas Fill-In (Part 2)!
May 6Great Scott and Mein Gott
May 4Human Sadipede
Apr 29With a Minor in Subtlety
Apr 27Fearful Symmetry
Apr 6Kylemageddon
Mar 30Guest Comic by Evan Hodgins
Mar 25Here Comes a New Challenger
Mar 23This Kitten Has Claws
Mar 18A Ridiculous Premise
Mar 12The King of Sneers
Mar 9Talk Like Ladies’ Night
Mar 4Hey Hey Hey Hey
Mar 2Unlicensed Diagnosis
Feb 23Step One: Lady-Man Up
Feb 4We Kinda Snowballed
Feb 2One Girl for Every Two
Jan 28iBandwagon
Jan 26The Once and Future King of Late Night
Jan 21The Right Way To Do It
Jan 19The Other Dan
Jan 12Like a Pocket T-Shirt
Jan 5Numbers Game: Afterlife

2009

Dec 24Guest Strip by Evan Hodgins
Dec 15SORRY
Dec 8Must Love Crust
Dec 3Dan and Yvette: Two Bad Neighbours
Nov 26Everything is Burning in the Hot November Pee
Nov 24Tabernac is a Bad Word
Nov 19Shill
Nov 17Sadgasm
Nov 12Ski Ninjas Fill-In Spectacular
Nov 10Numbers Game Extinction
Nov 5J’arista
Nov 3Win-Win Twin
Oct 29It’s Over, Go Home
Oct 27Body Movin’
Oct 22Free Lunch
Oct 20Are We There Yet?
Oct 15Jan oh Jan
Oct 13Dan Oh Dan
Oct 8We’ll be Back After this Breakdown
Oct 324 Hour Comic
Oct 1Unintended Consequences
Sep 29This Will End Well
Sep 24When there’s Trouble You Call DW
Sep 22Rich Bride, Poor Bride
Sep 17Our Quarterly Evaluation
Sep 15Two Old Bitties and a Veronica
Sep 10Like Eye Contact in an Elevator
Sep 8Somebody Gonna Diiiiiiee
Sep 3Where the Real Money Is
Sep 1Dan Harder
Aug 27New/No Horizons
Aug 25Numbers Game Apocalypse
Aug 20Send ‘em In
Aug 18It’s Not Even a Possible Thing
Aug 13Useless v. Worthless
Aug 11Electric Boogaloo
Aug 6Also: Back Hair
Aug 4For a Dry Evening
Jul 30Guest Comic – Beth Billson
Jul 28The Aging Process
Jul 23The Gratest Story Ever Told
Jul 21The Legacy of Non-Legacy
Jul 16Billy West Has Rights, Too
Jul 14Prime Directive: Boogie
Jul 9Not Applicable
Jul 7Completely Mooching off the Internet
Jul 2Secret Origins – Kyle
Jun 30Komrad Krisp goes Snap Snap Snap
Jun 25Survival Tips
Jun 23Makeover Makeover: The Makeover Comic
Jun 16Secret Origins – Tattoo Dan
Jun 11Wise King Pete
Jun 9The Unused Bin
Jun 4Standing Awfully Close
May 26Our Lady of Immaculate Indecision
May 21It’s a Jawline Thing
May 19The Numbers Game
May 14Shmingleness
May 12Canada’s Game
May 7It’s ‘Cause She’s Sad
May 5Complicated
Apr 30Henna Tattoo Dan
Apr 28Premise Beach Classix: Gauntlet
Apr 21Megallergy
Apr 16The Dull Incubus
Apr 14Scrapezilla
Apr 9Gorilla Biscuit Shirts
Apr 7NoJanna Pants
Mar 31A Farewell to Sticks
Mar 24Thunder Bay Hearts Duluth, Hates Warhol
Mar 17He Ain’t got No Body
Mar 10All-Starfield
Mar 3MadDogz.net
Feb 24Still Better than Dreading Week
Feb 10Ladies’ Night
Jan 27See, She’s Hitting Him
Jan 20Dreamin’ Again
Jan 13Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-X-Men
Jan 6Hiding Under a Desk

2008

Dec 23Yvette’s Gay Little Crush pt. 4
Dec 2312/23/2008
Dec 16Yvette’s Gay Little Crush pt. 3
Dec 1612/16/2008
Dec 9Yvette’s Gay Little Crush pt. 2
Dec 912/09/2008
Dec 2Yvette’s Gay Little Crush pt. 1
Dec 212/02/2008
Nov 25Well Probably
Nov 2511/25/2008
Nov 18Not Peeing On Anything
Nov 1811/18/2008
Nov 11Stripes = Scarlet Fever
Nov 4Gob’s First Album was Great
Oct 28Eff Tachyons
Oct 21Oh Snappuku
Oct 14Leader-1 vs An Actual Airplane
Oct 7An Easier Way to Shop
Sep 30Yeehaw
Sep 23Studioso
Sep 16The Cephalopod Strikes!
Sep 9Tales from Black Pirates Pub
Sep 224 Hour Suck-Up Day
Sep 209/02/2008
Aug 26How Far Shallow Dan Takes You
Aug 19WWKVD?
Aug 12Not Featured: Continuity
Aug 5Half and HALF
Jul 29Shades of Waffling
Jul 22Just Go
Jul 15Couch Party Dance Sleep Hey
Jul 8Wakka
Jul 1Chalk Breath
Jun 24The Brown Effect
Jun 17Septagon
Jun 10Really Hard
Jun 3Mama Mia
May 20The Dookie Guys?
May 13David Usher Must Die
May 6T-Bay Representin’
Apr 28Part II
Apr 2804/28/2008
Apr 1Alone with Myself
Mar 25And the Monkey Plays Turntables
Mar 18Time to Learn the Secret Foot Taps
Mar 11The Balls, They Be Tripping
Mar 4And She can Crabwalk, Too!
Feb 26Schizophrenia Beckons
Feb 19Free Internet for Everyone Old Enough to Vote
Feb 12No Way Do I Want to See My Local Barista Nekkid
Feb 5Life in the Vaccuum
Jan 29Charge Characters are for People that Can’t QCF
Jan 22Hypothesis: Flesh is Delicious
Jan 15Tattoo Dan is a Truck-Driving Man
Jan 8It is Too Your Ringtone
Jan 1100 Artworks Destroying My Self-Esteem

What I’ma Doin’

  • But then, so are men, am I right, ladies? 11 hours ago
  • Had an argument last night over what's better to eat,a bunch of mice or a guy. I totally would rather eat a guy. Mice are all hair and bone. 11 hours ago
  • It's-a me, conforming to your racial stereotypes and being a humble, subservient person. I'm-a gonna be sad. 11 hours ago
  • Is Mario an Uncle Tom Italian? 11 hours ago
  • Did I just draw Batgril riding a pterodactyl for a poster? You know I did! http://twitpic.com/2lg4e2 11 hours ago