Thank goodness I’ve got Tattoo Dan and, to a different (but equal!) extent, Yvette. They verbalize the dirty jokes that I’m too darn mature to make in good company.
As I type this, I’m totally wearing a tie, even.
These shirts really are real, as evidenced by this link. If you’re an interesting person who likes to wear interesting garments, you might be interested in buying one! And guess what, homie: you can. kylelees{at}ymail(dort)com is the address to hit me up with any requests regarding these high quality, not-made-by-children shirts, which retail at $17.50… Canadian!
As for Andy Warhol? Well, I haven’t been proven wrong yet, but I haven’t really talked to any art critics about it, so, y’know, I’m right so far! Hoorah!
So, has Tattoo Dan been Krang, warlord of Dimension X, nemesis of the Ninja Turtles, this whole time? Read on to find out!
Nope it was just this time.
Thanks for reading on!
I would post this one a few after Scott Kurtz did an awesome Watchmen spoof, where Jon was Night Owl, kinda sorta. I’m not an idea theif, honest!
Hey, if I were trying to steal his ideas, I would steal a character who always wears sunglasses, and only eventually takes them off in a very dramatic poin in the aw crap Dan.
