I was shocked to see that this domain name hadn’t been bought up by the makers of Truck Nuts (or is that Truck NutZ). MadDogs.com had been, of course, but that seems to be a running tally of how much the Iraq war has cost the U.S. taxpayer so far.
So, to sum up: by MadDogz.net, and give it to me. That is all?
Reading Week is what we call Spring Break up here in the cold nation of Cranada.
Oh, by the by, we renamed the country. Try to keep up.
Yes, it’s about cranberries.
And now we see that Yvette wears the pants. It’s true y’know: you can’t see below anyone’s waists, but she is indeed wearing pants. Awfully big step up for womyn everywhere, those pants.
Notice the evolution? I know what you’re thinking: “Kyle, I checked the very first strip, and it doesn’t look anything like that first drawing of you!”
Well, the first hundred Premise Beach strips aren’t posted online. If you look at that crude caveman, I’m sure you understand why I chose to omit them.
Okay, I promise not to talk about drawing stuff in my posts anymore. I’m here to entertain, not to pat myself on the back: that’s why you guys are here! Adulate me!
This is not what Martin Luther King Jr. meant, and even a hick like me knows that. Regardless, this is what I did this week for MLK Day, and I got through it without mentioning any weird sex dreams, and at least I know when it is, so hey, good on me.